Women's Soccerball
We all know women have their uses - cooking, cleaning, breasts, etc, but one thing they
totally suck at is football. Not happy with getting one of their kind commentating
on Match of the Day, now they’re actually playing it. Well we say playing it,
but the standards are even worse than the Irish League when the pitches are covered
in snow and they’re using a stupid orange ball.
Some people say that these women should know their role in football - cleaning the kits,
fetching beer, or providing half time blow jobs - however, at Random Shite we’re not
just nay sayers saying nay, we’re here to help and improve society. Like that
time we took a small step in helping to eradicate TB by kicking the face off a
badger. So here are some tips for the ladies to help improve the sport of
women’s soccerball:
- Get rid of all the women and have men play instead.
If you're a woman and would like to comment, get the man of the house to email
soccerballs@randomshite.co.uk
