Wimbledon Fiasco

Following the six car race due to Michelin's decision not to allow their tyres to be used in the American Grand Prix because of the danger of them blowing up or something, Wimbledon has had its own shocking exploding shoe fiasco!  A number of tennis players have had to withdraw from Wimbledon over fears that the air soles in their shoes might explode if they run too fast.

This has meant that semi-final British hero Tim Henman and semi-British, Canadian loser Greg Rusedski had no opponents as they took to the courts for their matches.  While all the other players had big shoe maker sponsorships, Greg and Tim were in their aul' Gola gutties their ma got them for Christmas.

Despite trying hard under the difficult conditions both players lost in straight sets.  Henman hill was full of "patriotic pricks" according to John McEnroe.  It is thought that they may remain there for the rest of the tournament, praying that Cliff doesn't sing and hoping that Sue Barker might get her baps out.

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