Old Man Spotted
An embarrassing episode this week when Jim Molyneaux escaped from his crypt again and accidentally endorsed one of his own UUP candidates.The party says he has been recaptured and the public have no reason to be alarmed.
This Just In:
Sinn Fein are complaining that because of the stupid new electoral register and ID carry-on, many voters are being disenfranchised. They insist you should be allowed to vote if you can produce a valid copy of your death certificate.
Random Shite Poll Results
Today Jim Allister Opposes...
Women with short hair.
Facts You Might Not Know About the Green Party
- They sided with the Confederacy during the American civil war.
- They are known to be refining uranium.
- They are against littering, yet they insist on adding their waste to the political process and election campaigns.
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