Electorate All Buttered Up

We’ve been busy recently getting our polling company PooGov to do some digging for us to find out just what people think.  The results are rather interesting:

They show that 87% of people think that butter would melt in Mary Lou’s mouth.  That figure rises to 94% for I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, although 24% of people said she would probably prefer the saltier taste of real butter.  Surprisingly 16% can’t tell the difference between butter and eggs, 8% believe butter balls would not melt in her mouth and everyone thought she'd like buttered balls in her mouth, even though the poll didn’t ask that.