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Which Member Of The A-Team Are You?


Ever wondered which member of the A-Team you're most like.  Sure you have, the same way you try to imagine yourself as one of Fellowship of the Ring on a big epic journey to Mordor - you fruit.  Anyway, thanks to the wonders of technology, by answering some simple questions you can find out exactly who out of the A-Team you're most like.

 

  Do you usually smoke:

      Cigars.

      Menthol cigarettes.

      Candy cigarettes.

      Out badgers from their sets and kill them bare handed.

 

  When captured by a mob of cowboy gangsters following a gun

  battle in a Mid-West town over a family farm do you say:

     I pity you fools when I get out of these ropes.

     Aw come on guys, I'm with these fellows, we can work

          something out.

     Yipperty fliboch gertalwoork.

     You guys don't want to do that, I'm warning you. Got a light?

 

  You greatest achievement ever is:

     Saving the old Winston Homestead from low level hoodlums.

     Banging their daughter.

     Not falling for the old milk trick again.

     Spiking the hamburger instead.

 

  The most effective way to attach an AK47 to a vintage tractor

  so that it can be operated by your feet is:

    To use some tape you stole from your psychiatric nurse.

     To light a cigar and kick back knowing that you've told someone

          else to do it.

     To bang someone's daughter.

    With a big fuck-off welder you found in a cupboard.

 

  An army jeep is speeding towards you full of armed soldiers,

  do you:

     Cover the face, anything but the face.

     Pull out rubber ducky.

     Run straight at it looking real mad.

     Spray it with machinegun fire and cause it to inexplicably roll

          over but not kill anyone, then spark up a fat boy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





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