Where Are They Now?
Famous celebrities, presidents and golfers come and go like farts in the wind, but one question
always remains - where the fuck are they now? Now you get the chance to find out...
Madge Bishop
We all know Madge in Neighbours died or something - so where is she now? Well she got over
Harold and hooked up with Ringo from the Beatles, remember him, yeah there you go. So the
two of them are now running a porn shop in Dusseldorf. Who'd have believed it if they hadn't
read it on the internet. Don't bash the Bishop!
Lisa Riley
Recently replaced by yer man on You've Been Faking Accidents Where An Auld Biddy Falls Off
A Swing And Flashes Her Knickers, where's big Lisa now? After playing bubbly, over
weight and not ashamed of it, feisty Mandy Dingle in Emmerdale and then bubbly, over weight
and not ashamed of it, feisty herself in You've Been Framed, Lisa received many offers from
the London West End. She's currently on stage in a musical playing a bubbly, over weight
and not ashamed of it feisty character trying to eat her own weight in cake. If anyone
has this on tape send it in and we'll send you £250.
Tony Blair
Current residing somewhere up George Bush's bumhole.
Pie
See Lisa Riley.
Abi Titmus
Who? Dunno, but look at the baps on her.
Jade Thingy
Hopefully in a bath with a two bar heater. Yes, you are mingin'.
Richie Edwards
Got amnesia in a Harold Bishop stylie having left his car after spotting a floundering badger in the river Severn. Was swept out to sea, sea, sea to see what he could see, see, see. Currently thought to be residing on the Swiss coastline with Lord Lucan working in a Toblerone factory.
David Blunkett
Now working in West Coast Customs pimping rides. Sadly his dog Sadie couldn't get through immigration (you'd have thought Blunkett could have got her a visa put through). She's living out her days in a whore house smoking crystal meth. Bam! That's good shit!
NB: All of the above is true. No disclaimer needed.
