What Signs Really Mean

Signs are a really annoying.  Don't park here, 30mph speed limit, No dogging.  What a pain in the ass!  And speaking of dogging, when was the last time someone got fined for their dog shitting in the street?  You see, some signs are just pure lies, so we've gathered a few together so we can tell you what they really mean.

	Our lawyers told us to put this up.  You won't get a penny.
	Watch yourself, there's a woman driving this thing.
	Friends of the bar staff served at this end of the bar.
	One item is half price, everything else is still a rip off.
	You can't afford it.
	Bought as a buy to let.
	Piece of crap.
	The VAT man is liquidating our stock.
	Our chips are still shite.
	Do not climb over two fences and stick your hand into the tiger enclosure at Dublin Zoo.

Why not not send us your own shite signs
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