What An A-Cole

Ashley Cole, what a massive knob end.  Every day he comes out with new shite in his book, but after all the juicy bitching has been printed in the papers just why would anyone buy the book?  And by the way, if he hadn't moved to Chelsea what would his book have been about...?  "Hello, my name is Ashley Cole and I'm a decent left back.  When I was young I signed for Arsenal.  Then I met Tweedy.  I still play for Arsenal.  I'm quite short you know."

In the end though he left Arsenal for Chelsea in a move that was the equivalent of a Rover Metro in part exchange for a Renault Clio plus £5 million.  As part of his slabbering in his book he moaned about how much effort Arsenal put into keeping Terry Henry compared to him... hmmm, let's examine the facts...

Arsenal wined and dined their best player by a mile - their captain - their all time top goal scorer - their one genuine world class, irreplaceable player - the man who the fans worship... yes Ashley, what a bunch of bastards.  How could they forget all those moments of magic when you single handedly won games for them?  Er, yes.  How could they forget all those times that Flamini played out of position and did just as good a job as you – whoops!

Never mind Ashley, at least you still have your integrity, erm, never mind Ashley, at least you still have Tweedy.

Even though he’s left, word has it that Ashley still likes to take Tweedy up the Arsenal now and again.  Don't say that to Tweedy though, she might punch you
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