We're Not Brazil And We're Not On TV

Justice in the 21st Century - An opinion piece by football legend Jacksie Fullashit (the grey haired one off the telly).

Sky have won the rights to broadcast David Healy plus 10 other men play Norn Iron home matches.  They paid £76.34 and threw in a box of Wotsits for the IFA Chairman.  Now this is a disgrace, what do I get to commentate on now?  Three minutes on the fucking Irish league on a Saturday afternoon?  Shove it up your hole.

I made David Healy what he is today.  I discovered him, taught him to play.  Got him professional contracts.  Washed him down in the showers.  Threatened to wash opposition teams down in the showers so they would throw the games.  And where do I feature in the Sky package?  Not even an option of alternative commentary on the red fucking button.

Fuck you Healy.

If you are Sky and you want to buy us for £76.34 and a box of Wotsits, email
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