Webby Awards Winner

Random Shite is delighted to announce itself as the proud winner of two Webby Awards!  At a presentation ceremony to take place in New York next month Random Shite is set to receive the prestigious Award for Most Shite on a Site and our ongoing lighter promotion has won the coveted Least Cost Effective Way of Promoting a Website Award.

Despite some tough competition and suspected postal ballot fraud in favour of the Labour Party website, Random Shite's head of Publicity and Propaganda, Sadie said, "I was so excited when I heard the news that I thought I was going to wet my pants.  And then I did."  She went on to say, "I can honestly say this is the best thing that's happened since I had that operation on my knees.  The lot of us will be getting real fuckin' drunk tonight."

It's the 2nd award that Random Shite has received this year, having previously scooped the Benson and Hedges Award for Achievement in the field of Excellence for our recent smoking campaign.

At Random Shite we're not in it for the money, we're in it for the awards and glory.  Having said that we'll take money too because we're running out of lighters and them bad boys don't grow on trees (but they can burn them down).  If you've recently robbed a Securicor delivery to a cash machine and want rid of some of those pesky notes, drop us a line at the usual address and we'll be glad to assist - cottageindustries@randomshite.co.uk.