We Have
Enough with politicians telling us we have a lot in common. We hate each other and
that's that. And on that bright note, let's now celebrate our differences...
| Catholics Have: |
West Belfast | Protestants Have: |
East Belfast |
| Protestants Have: |
Londonderry | Catholics Have: |
Derry |
| Catholics Have: |
Guilt | Protestants Have: |
Work ethic |
| Catholics Have: |
The Pope | Protestants Have: |
The Pope on a bonfire |
| Protestants Have: |
British TV programs | Catholics Have: |
British TV programs shown on RTE |
| Protestants Have: |
Apprentice Boys | Catholics Have: |
Altar boys |
| Catholics Have: |
Large Families | Protestants Have: |
Condoms |
| Protestants Have: |
Hockey sticks and baseball bats | Catholics Have: |
Hurley sticks and baseball bats |
| Catholics Have: |
Craic | Protestants Have: |
Crack |
| Protestants Have: |
State run schools | Catholics Have: |
Church run schools with state money |
| Protestants Have: |
Paramilitaries running drug rings and extortion rackets | Catholics Have: |
Paramilitaries running drug rings, extortion rackets and Direct Action Against Drugs |
| Catholics Have: |
Fudball | Protestants Have: |
Rugby |
| Protestants Have: |
A Sunday service | Catholics Have: |
Mass on Saturday nights so they can go to the pub after it and sleep it off on a Sunday |
| Catholics Have: |
Been fucked over by Peter Hain | Protestants Have: |
Been fucked over by Peter Hain |
| Protestants Have: |
Marching season | Catholics Have: |
Protests during marching season |
| Protestants Have: |
A rich diversity of churches collectively known as Protestantism | Catholics Have: |
Paedophile priests |
What a diverse bunch we are. Send your differences to
themuns-have-funny-looking-eyes@randomshite.co.uk
