Touch of Death

Bernard Manning is our latest death.  Can't wait 'til he finds out God's a black man.

Boris Yeltsin has made his way off to the great vodka bar in the sky.  Na zdorovye!

Recent months have been tough for people previously featured on Random Shite, first to pop his Maggie lovin' clogs was our resident poet, Augusto Pinochet, but don't worry, we've been on the old ouija board to him and he's promised to send us some poetry from beyond the grave.  Also dead is Saddam, how can we ever forget those lovely pants?  With Fidel on his way out, it hasn't been a good time lately for mad bastards has it?

Also making his way from the stage was UUP man David Ervine, who joins the ranks of the Pope, Whiteley, Robin Cook and the Portadown News.  As always, God bless Shelley-Anne McAvoy and all who sailed in her.  And not forgetting George Best who also kicked the bucket.  Well dribbled the bucket around a few people then kicked it.

Yet again, we emphasise to the Grim Reaper that the following people
have also appeared on the site...

...and Vanessa Feltz.  Come on Death, get your finger out!