Tony's Reshuffle
Using
her position as one of Prescott's secret lovers, our very
own Mavis Davis was able to hide under Tony Blair's
tea trolley to get the scoop on the reshuffle. We can exclusively reveal when Tony's
doing his reshuffle he takes them in one by one with a deck of cards with different positions
written on them and then draws one out in front of them...
We have the transcript of what Blair said and here's how it went down:
"Well Charles, how've you been? Saw you in the papers, didn't read it, far too
boring. Shit result last night wasn't it, that's your fucking fault, but let's
get this over with. I'll shuffle, so watch my hands."
*shuffles*
"Keep watching, nothing up my sleeves except my Hindu wrist band..."
*shuffles*
"Stop sweating, what would you like? Home sec again? Foreign sec, a few
foreign trips? Health, you sweaty fat fuck?"
*shuffles*
"Right, now pick a card any card..."
"Oh look at that, 2 of spades, you're out. You dug your own hole matey, now
fuck off to the back benches with that cunt Spellar."
As part of an the reshuffle, Prescott was stripped of his departmental duties.
Mavis later stripped him of his pants, but we can't go into detail.
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