Tony Blair Hates Protestants

Tony Blair has begun his resignation plan by offending Ulster Protestants.  During a dinner speech last night in front of people who were too busy eating their ice cream to care, he said, "Ulster Protestants smell of cat pee."

Downing Street has, in a bizarre act of honesty, confirmed that President Blair is on a mission to offend every possible group on "these shitty islands" before stepping down.

A statement from his new press officer, Mr G. Brown, stated, "Tony, or Tone as he wants to be called, is going to tell it how it really is from here on in, to everyone, gooks, crooks, spooks, hooks, wooks, huns, puns, mums, dags, fags, lags, taigs, hauges, vauges, vagis, magis, hagis, scots, lots, cots, leeks, peeks, freaks, you're all going to get it.  In fact if you have any ideas on how to insult someone let us know."  London Mayor, Ken Livingstone, added, "Don't forget the fucking Jews!"

Drop us a line at
you-bastards@randomshite.co.uk