Tip Tip A Tapping
To the shock and dismay of us all, it transpires that the ever popular Sunday tit-rag the News of the World has been tapping phones
like they were Hewlett Packard or something. The Guardian is all up in arms about it, possibly because they don’t have the balls
to tap phones themselves, or possibly because they want to distract everyone from the pointlessness of their EducationGuardian and
SocietyGuardian supplements. Seriously, utter shite.
While most people found out about this story in the papers and on the news, we found out about it ages ago while we were tapping the
Guardian’s phones. Oh yes, and not just those bozos, we’ve got dirt from loads of people’s phones...
- Polly Toynbee has no friends and regularly phones the talking clock for "a chat".
- Alex Ferguson thought Michael Owen was a jockey when he showed up at Old Trafford.
- Keith Vaz is a cunt*.
- Alex Salmond hates Salmon.
- Zoe Salmon once said "salmon" until it didn't seem like a real word any more.
- Prince Charles likes to piss in Camilla's shampoo bottle.
*This was not discovered through the phone tap, it is general knowledge
If you'd like to tap Polly Toynbee, tap
samaritans@randomshite.co.uk
