This Isn't Just Food

• These aren't just noodles, these are hand dried, machine pressed noodles with carefully selected maltodextrin.
• This isn't just fat, this is 14.5g of fat, of which 6.8g is saturated.
• These aren't just vegetables, these are deliciously dehydrated shreds of lovingly processed carrots and peas.
• That isn't just any old soya, that's genetically modified, banned in a number of countries, texturised soya pieces.
• This isn't just a flavour enhancer, this is a delicate sprinkling of mouth watering monosodium glutamate.
• And this isn't just a pot, this is an injection molded, thermoset plastic pot.
• That wasn't a heart attack, that's just your tummy rumbling with delight.

This isn't just food, this is pretentious bullshit.
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