Think Outside The Box Before You Die
When it comes to over-rated crap for "things to do before you die", some people really need to start thinking outside the box. Why
would you want your dream things to do before you die be exactly the same as everyone else? Like swimming with dolphins, what's that
all about?
It's the kind of thing some dull twat on Facebebo would have a whole page devoted
to... here's me with dolphins, here's me touching the dolphins, here's the dolphins with tears of despair in its eyes, although you can't see
them because of all the water, here are 83 more pictures of me and, or, dolphins...
Every fucker is swimming with dolphins, so unless they have laser beams attached to their heads, BOOORRRRING! To help you spice up your
imagination and not be like every other mouth-breather, we've compiled a list of way better, and much more unique ambitions for you to aspire to.
- Have a bath with goldfish.
- Paddle in a pool with tins of dolphin friendly tuna.
- Jacuzzi with lobsters
- Fuck the swans
- Swim with hammer head shark while hammering them in the head with a hammer.
- Walk with dolphins.
If you'd like to get more suggestions email
have-some-fun-with-the-blow-hole@randomshite.co.uk
