Things That Repulse Ian Og, But He Puts Up With Because He's Minister Og

Not happy with just patting girls’ bums (fact) Minister Og has put his foot in his mouth (not his cock, that would be sick) and said some people repulse him.

As a man in his (missionary) position though, sometimes he has to keep his big gob shut. We stuck a microphone in front of him and soon found out he also is repulsed by:

Rhonda in the morning.

Iris Robinson's dress sense.
The fact that Brian Wilson won’t sing any Beach Boy songs in the chamber.
People called "Fernando".
Chunky Peanut Kit Kats - everything about these are wrong.
Nuala O'Loan's tights.
Baker's dozens – they're unnatural.
New 5 pence pieces, they're too small for his fat little fingers.
Non-lick stamps – he really liked tonguing the back of the Queen's head.

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter – I can't believe that people can't believe it's not butter.
Smokeless coal – it's witchcraft.
Catherine Tate, but everyone is fucking repulsed by her.

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