The Vacuum

This week sees a David and Goliath (no more biblical references, we swear on Luke's Bible, some of the God squaders at the council might read this) battle in the courtroom as The Vacuum takes on Belfast City Council.  It comes after the council threw a hissy fit when the Vacuum dared to use the word Satan on their magazine.  Ian Paisley objected that they did not use a picture of the Pope with it.  So the council wouldn't give them the money they promised, until they said that the were "vewy, vewy sowry fow being nawghty, nawghty bowys" and bent over to let each member of the council spank them on their bare arses.  It was around the same time Paul Berry asked for a transfer to Belfast Council.

The Vacuum got a bit cheeky then and went on a bus journey or something, we weren't really paying attention as Mavis had a bout of the shits that week.

Now the Vacuum says, "Give us our frickin money, we can say God and Satan if we want, sure you bastards spent the past 30 years blowing each other up."  Random Shite fully supports the Vacuum in their case and will be glad to appear as witnesses and say anything they want us to.

However, we are a bit jealous that the Vacuum is getting money when everyone including the British Council (bunch of Arts Council Liars) wouldn't even give us a penny.  So we would like to ask Belfast City Council to give us the money they had for the Vacuum, we will even arrange to have one of them bonfire things if you want us to, we could burn copies of the Vacuum if you wanted, or Alex Maskey, or Chris Stalford - he holds his surgery in a very neutral Orange Hall don't you know.

To support the Vacuum email us at shitty-city-council@randomshite.co.uk

To support our bid to get the Vacuum's money from the council email us at
shove-it-up-your-vacuum-cleaner@randomshite.co.uk