The Sun Knows Its Roll

Jennie 19, from Stoke -

"I really love the new Sun and I think our boys in Iraq are doing an excellent job."

The last while has seen a number of broadsheets or "fancy papers" change their formats.  The Times and Independent have gone tabloid, the Guardian has gone mental and the Irish News even has staples to stop its threadbare stories from falling apart.

So what about the tabloids, those red-topped peddlers of lies?  Well we can exclusively reveal in our own tabloid styley "World Exclusive" that the Sun is going to change its shape.

From now on the Sun will come in toilet roll shape, so now it's even handier to wipe your ass with it.  One onlooker said to us, "Phoawrr, what a great idea, them Sun peoples is really smart so's they is!  I thought their bog standard shape was great, but this new format will have me rolling around with glee."

This story is probably more factually correct than most stories in the Sun
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