The Real Oscar Winners

Best Actor –  O.B.

Best Supporting Actor –  Tom

Best Actress –  Kris

Best Supporting Bra –  Hannah

Best Man Told You She Was A Bitch Who Couldn't Be Trusted, But Would You Listen, No –  Max

Best Make-Up –  Kris

Best Costume –  Kris

Best Scarf –  The one that covered Amy's pregnancy for the last 13 months

Best Mate's Gay, Whoops I Kissed Him –  Craig

Best Ma Bucking Storyline –  Gilly's mate bucking yer woman who he used to go out with's ma.

Best Death Scene –  After the Dog burnt down when they phoned your fashion design student guy and his body bag started ringing –  classic.

Most Pointless Character –  Foz

Sexiest Vomiting in a Basin –  Hannah

Best Nickname We Bestowed Upon a Character That Won’t Mean Anything to Anyone Else –  "Rapey" Joe

Best Repeated Fight Scene That Never Resolves Anything –  Jake & Justin

Best Visual Effects –  Max looking all pale and sweaty... and later in the year he had a heart bypass.

Best Tony's Brother –  Not Dom, someone else, Gilly can have it.

Get Off My TV Award –  Grotbags

Best Original Screenplay –  Not awarded as no original storylines were used.