The 'oul Racism

Dave Boy Cameron has it all.  Well, he had it all, then he gave up coke and found out the bender he just finished was actually the leadership race for the Conservative Party and he had won.

Now he's lumbered with people like Bumbling Boris Johnston, Old Bill Hague and George Ozzy Osbourne - and of course his most favourite of favourites, Ellenor Bland, the nation’s new favourite racist.  It seems that racism has reared its ugly head in politics yet again, and this time not just metaphorically.

Ellie, as she is known to her mates/victims, is caught up in the latest email sleaze scandal, which reveals, shockingly as a right winger, she may not like foreigners all that much.  Really, who'd have ever thought that?

Ellie has friends in high up places though, and is said to have a close relationship with the Pope, going back to the days when they served together in Hitler Youth.  But not one to go down without a fight, Ellie has come out strong saying, "There's not a lot I can do about it," before going on to say how she is going home to knock the complete fuck out her husband.  We can only assume that he suggested going abroad for a holiday.

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