The Assembly Has Failed

The genocide in Darfur continues to blot humanity's soul like the blood of Christ running down the cross into the dirt below.  Robert Mugabe continues to blot the pants of Africa like an unwashed skid-mark that even Daz won't shift.  China continues to build coal plants to help churn out all the plasticy pieces of crap that we don't really need, but their accumulation helps us forget that we're CO2ing ourselves into a fiery pit of global catastrophe.

Yes the Assembly is up and running, but the evidence is clear - it isn't working.

It's time to disband the Assembly and admit defeat.  Before they reconvened there was dog shit outside Random HQ - and it's still there.  Still someone is pissing all around the toilet.  Still Stephen Nolan squawks out bollocks on all available wavelengths.  They've failed.  We've failed.  After years of murder and other assorted "trouble", we all failed.  We should have known they weren't up to it.  Seriously?  Edwin Poots in charge of culture?

It all started with so much hope and promise, but it's time to fire them all, disband the lot of them and admit defeat.  Let's never try again.

Although the one glaring success of the Assembly has been cruelly overlooked.  Since it reconvened with a big Stormont orgy on May 8th, led by Bertie and Tony, it has been announced that the Hole In The Wall Gang are not getting new shows on the BBC.
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