The Appliance

Hello, I’m Alan Sugar and I’m a belligerent mother fucker.  Over the next few weeks I’ll be looking for the ultimate in kitchen equipment, as I aim to find The Appliance.  This ain’t no phone in and it don’t matter if you’ve got fancy qualifications - I don’t like no bullshitters and I won’t stand for proper grammar.  I’ve got a number of tasks I’m going to set the candidates, so helping me keep an eye on them will be my old mates from Spurs, Terry Venables and Ossie Ardiles who now run my Amskitchen business.

Candidates | Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 | Episode 4

The Appliance
Meet The Candidates

Oven

Worked his way up from a small time oven in a kitchen to become the best oven in Gordon Ramsey's kitchen.  Fuck me.

Toaster

Was regional manager for Kingsmill and best toaster in Norwich 3 years running.

Fridge

Built in East London, fridge had a tough upbringing, mostly being used to hold tins of special brew and microwave pizzas.

Washing Machine

Claims to have once washed Fearne Cotton's cottons.

Kettle

Entrepreneur from Wigan.  Started own business selling kettles of fish to American tourists.

Dish Washer

Increased productivity in her company by 50 million percent in 3 months.

Candidates | Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 | Episode 4

Why not email your views to Sir Alan at
sugar-daddy@randomshite.co.uk