Terminator 4
Well our old mate Tony "Yo" Blair is having a swell old time with his American chums
lately. First he gets caught out having been taped having sex with George Bush,
although that one's yet to surface, and then he flies to meet Schwarzeneggandspoonracer
in California to discuss the environment or some shit George wasn't interested in after
he'd blew his batch.
So, intrigued by Schwarzenegger
saying
Blair could star in Terminator 4, we've got the inside scoop (by the way, that's the
position Bush and Blair were taped in) from a few Hollywood studios on some more
movies in the pipeline...
Terminator 4: Mis-Judgement Day - When the world isn't nuked into oblivion
in the year 2006, Tony Blair is sent back to the year 2003 to see if he can stop
himself from invading Iraq.
Rocky VII - John "2 Jabs" Prescott takes on all comers in a street brawl
before landing one on his private secretary.
Mad Max 4 - Max gets steaming drunk and drives all over the outback looking
for some Jews.
Blair Witch 3 - Cherie Blair does some after dinner speeches for £30,000
a pop. Not as boring as Blair Witch 2.
Priscilla Queen of the Dessert - Michelle McManus stars as a big ugly
lass who looks like a man dressed as a woman who loves the cake.
Total Recount - Set in Florida where Bush tries to get the indigenous mutant
population to forget that they actually voted for Gore (producers are also considering
calling it "Total Retard")
Lethal Weapon 5: No More Jews - Just as Mel Gibson and Danny Glover are about to
retire, some Jew spills coffee over Gibson, so he kicks his ass, then pretends to be
crazy, then Danny Glover runs like an old man and moans, someone younger and
stronger beats them up, but they win in the end.
Die Hard 4: Die Hard with Ashton Kutcher - Bruce Willis puts on a wife-beater
and takes off his shoes, then kicks the crap out of Ashton Kutcher for boning
Demi Moore.
Can't wait until Film 4 shows some of these bad boys!
terminator-my-ass@randomshite.co.uk
