Team PSNI: World Police

It might seem like bringing in Nelly the elephant to help with decorating cakes, but some genius in the Kent Police force has decided to bring in Team PSNI: World Police to help solve the big heist, which isn't a bad idea since they managed to clear up that whole Iraq mess quite successfully, er, yes.

It seems uncle Hugo Orde and his band of merry men are on a mission to clear up some of the greatest crimes and mysteries the world has known. All on overtime pay of course. Missions that only Team PSNI can handle, given their unique crime fighting legacy include:

Who framed Roger Rabbit?
We know who shot the sheriff (he’s out on license), but who shot the deputy?
Where's Wally/Waldo? (it depends which side of the community you're from)
Who let the dogs out?
What's the frequency Kenneth?
Is this the way to Amarillo ?
What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

We're 100% behind you lads and we'd just like to say, don't stop, never give up, hold your head high and reach the top. Let the world see what you have got, bring it all back to you.

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PSNI-fuck-yeah!!!@randomshite.co.uk