Sports Personality of the Year Awards 2007

Welcome to the third annual Random Shite Sports Personality Of The Year Awards 2007, this year broadcast live on Setanta Sports News and hosted by the lovely Sue Barker and the drunk Jimmy Greaves.

This year’s event was going to be sponsored by David Abrahams, but he pulled out for some reason, so instead it is proudly sponsored by CondomDepot.com – Jimmy Greaves swears by them.  On with the awards!!

• Boo Hoo Cry Me A Fucking River Award For Interview Of The Year – Joey Barton: Inside Sport
• Ain’t That A Kick In The Head Award – John Terry
• Steve Staunton Award For Global Ineptitude – Steve McClaren
• Undisputed Never Going To Win The BBC’s Award – Joe Calzaghe
• The Big Ron Award For Saying Inappropriate Things On TV – Carlton Palmer
• Biggest Loser In Sport – Andy Fordham
• Comeback Of The Year – Steve McClaren: Had England believe for just a few days that they might qualify for the Euros, then he returned to his crappy old form.
• The Jensen Button Award For Being Jensen Button – Lewis Hamilton
• Team Of The Year – Team Hogan (minus that bitch Linda)
• Award For Relentless And Nauseating Promotion Of All Things Sunderland – RTÉ
• Do You Really Expect Us To Buy That Shit Because Of Wayne Rooney Award – Coke Zero
• George Foreman Award for Not Putting Up With Fat Bastards – Wayne McCullough
• Retirement At The Top And Not Because Some Fucking Teenager Is Better Than Me Award – Tim Henman
• British Great White Hope Award – Lewis Hamilton
• What The Fuck Have You Done Lately Award – Ellen MacArthur
• David Healy Award For Being Crap In The League – David Healy
• The I Can't Believe It's Not Butter I Can't Believe He's a Professional Footballer Award – Kevin Kilbane (3rd year running (not awarded in previous 2 years))
• Little Sam Award For Ballsing Up New Management Position – Big Sam
• Best Car To Pick Up Sid Waddell From An Airport In – Fiat Punto
• Ugliest Strikeforce Ever Assembled Award – Wayne Rooney & Carlos Tevez

• The Buncey Award For Being Brilliant – Steve Bunce
• Special Award For Promoting Fellatio In Sport – London 2012 Logo
• Fuck The Fuck Off Award – Garth Crooks