Sports Personality of the Year Awards 2006

After the immense success of last year's event, this year's Random Shite Sports Personality of the Year Awards was even bigger.  All the famous stars were there, Alpha Centauri, Sirius, even some sportsmen and women.

Our hosts again this year were Sue Barker and Jimmy Greaves, and our proud sponsor was Canesten Duo.  Jimmy Greaves swears by it.

• Poor Year for British Sport Award - 2006
• Best Way to Retire Award - Zinedine Zidane
• Normal Service Is Resumed Award - England Cricket Team
• Normal Service Continues Award - England Football Team
• Best Injury - Michael Owen, as inflicted by Michael Owen
• Best Coat Giving Away - Lawrie Sanchez
• Best Spide to be a World Champion - Graeme Dott
• Best Fiver - Too expensive
• Best Airport - Belfast International
• Best Western - Welly Park
• The Ian Botham Walking Award - Ronnie O'Sullivan
• Brown Envelope Award - Sam Allardyce
• Brown Ring Award - David Beckham

• José Mourinho Award for almost being as good as José Mourinho – God
• Still a Total Fanny Award – Garth Crooks