Snoop Dogg Is A Bad Pup

Arresting Officer

Self styled pimp-daddy and altogether hippest mofo in the hizzle, Snoop Dogg has been arrested once again.  However, in a twist that has left both the hip-hop and hop-scotch communities in disarray, the police have confirmed that he was arrested for possession of 12 grams of potpourri and a patterned cardigan.

Snoop immediately claimed the items were not his, but that he was "holding them for a home-boy, fashizzle."  Snoop also claimed that he was "packin’ heat" in what is seen as a blatant attempt to hold some credibility with his fan base.  The arresting office confirmed this by stating that Snoop was carrying a hot-water bottle, but looked forward to seeing him packing some fudge in jail.

Music stores across America have seen an increase in exchanges of Snoop Dogg albums for the new bad boy of the music scene, sex maniac, Daniel O'Donnell, who has a new album, "Why the f*ck you trippin, paddy?" released this week.

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