Smoking Ban
Unelected,
unaccountable, rich English twat, the Right Hon. Shaun Woodward MP, has announced a smoking ban
in confined spaces in Northern Ireland. This comes as a reaction to people chain smoking
in his tight-ass. The minister got annoyed that these people were climbing into his
rectum for cigarette breaks and blowing smoke out of his ass. It is also claimed that
they were using his favourite dangle-berries as ash trays. The minister announced this
plan while lighting up a Silk Cut.
Some lesser known facts about Shaun Woodward MP:
- Hates people talking about how rich he is.
- He doesn't like people talking about his wife.
- He's worth £100 million.
- His wife is heir to the Sainsbury's empire.
- He has eight houses. One for each day of the week
- Owns a cat made entirely of gold.
- He believes there are eight days in the week.
- Loves that St. Helens football team!
- His hair really isn't that black.
- Only wants to ban smoking because he has a tiny knob.
Stick it to the man - Join our Smoking Campaign!!
Better still, phone him and tell him he's a twat - 020 7219 2680
(He doesn't seem to have a local number, sure why would he want to talk to us?)
