Sexy Mofo's

Sex appeal. Some of you just don't have it, you are just bleeding ugly. You may have been in the spice girls, but no amount of make-overs are going to fix that excuse of a face. To give you and your ugly mug something to aspire to, we have put together a list of some of the most beaverish mofo's ever to grace this planet. You can try to be like them if you want. You'll fail but with a face like that you may as well have a go, it couldn't get much worse.

Arthur 'The Fonz' Fonzarelli

The epitome of cool, the sultan of sexiness, probably the ultimate sexy mofo. Had the ability to make woman weak at the knees by banging on his jukebox. We shall ignore the fact that his 'office' was the boys toilets at a teenage hang out.

David Hasselhoff

This dudes best friend was a talking car, how cool is that! Don't Hassle the Hoff says it all, Germany knows.

Des Lynam

Favourite of the 'more mature' lady, you just can't help but love this horny old man. Possibly Barry's real father given this evidence.

Wonder Woman

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, every time she came on the TV so did most of the male population.

Robin Cook

Some people will question this mans sex appeal, we have no idea why

Stephen Hawking

A beautiful, beautiful, beautiful mind.

If you think you have what it takes to join this elite band email your picture to
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