Sesame Street Is Morally Corrupt
Random Shite has always been a proud standard-bearer for family values, a bastion
of righteous fortitude, a moral compass that always points away from line-dancing.
Not however some in the media, we’re talking about you Sesame Street, you fucking peddlers
of filth.
Snuffleupagus – His unkempt appearance is a disgrace.
Big Bird - Camp as a row of pink tents.
The Count - Clearly influenced all those goth kids who hang outside City Hall,
get a fucking job you fuckers!
Bert and Ernie are totally banging each other.
Telly Monster - Showed kids what they would be like if they were constantly off
their faces on as many class A's as they could get their hands on. Every
day is brought to him by the letter ‘E’.
What about how they just walk by Oscar every day despite the fact he has to live
in a fucking bin. Living in a mother fucking bin!!
Cookie Monster is probably responsible for encouraging obesity in fat American
kids. The fat bastard is always stuffing his face. Where’s the Fruit
& Veg Monster, eh?
Tickle Me Elmo is a total cock tease for paedophiles. "Tickle Me" sends out
so many bad signals. He should have been called - Don't touch me, I don't
want any sweets mister, fuck away off Elmo.
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