Select Recruitment Are Bastards

Saddam Hussein’s team of lawyers today walked from the courtroom in protest at the large cut of their hourly wage being taken by Select Recruitment, the recruitment agency through which Saddam hired them.  The lawyers issued a statement describing the agency's policy as "unfair and immoral." They argue that each person should be paid a fair day's wage for a fair day's work, however, as many of us know, Select siphon off a chunk of the fair wage for themselves without doing anywhere near a fair day's work.

The lawyers have been very brave to speak out against Select, given that two of their team have been murdered and another has recently gone into hiding - it has been alleged that they complained about the loss of holidays they had built up with Select.  Saddam has defended his use of Select Recruitment saying they have had a good working relationship since his invasion of Kuwait a number of years back.

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