Saint Bob
JP II
doesn't need a sainthood, he got to be pope for over 25 years. Super-dad Bob Geldof,
now there's a man who deserves a bit of credit for all the things he's done. Random Shite
has taken the first steps to giving him the sainthood he so richly deserves, and here's some of
the reasons why:
- He said fuck on TV - How cutting edge is that!
- He's a super-dad. He was even in the room once when his nanny changed one of his kids nappies.
- He did less work on Band Aid than Midge Ure, but took all the credit.
- He didn't dress up as batman for Fathers 4 Justice.
- Saves on razorblades by only shaving parts of his face.
- Organised some school hall concert or something for Africa or somewhere.
Saint Bob, we salute you!
To join our petition to canonise Bob, stop sending money to Africa and send it to us.
boom-town-crap@randomshite.co.uk
