Sadie Hastings-Farquar
I'm
a former miner from Wales. I've been married 14 times, 3 times to Welsh wonder
singer Tom Jones, so I have an unlimited supply of ladies knickers. I'm currently
on 151 different medicines and my goal for 2006 is to top 160. I don't like
baths. My favourite food is tomato soup laced with laxative.
E-mail
Random Shite Responsibilities
Publicity and Propaganda
Head of Maze 2012 Bid
Science Expert
Voice of the People
Head of Maze 2012 Bid
Science Expert
Voice of the People
Birthday
Not yesterday
Nickname
Curly on account of my passion for curling my pubic hair.
Favourite Darts/ Taekwondo Player
Will Carling
Special Power
Being able to dry my knickers quickly when I wet myself.
Favourite Smell
Onion sandwiches.
Vital Stats
(Nipple to knee)
(Nipple to knee)
Don’t have any knees since my operation.
Smell of Cat Pee
(out of 10)
(out of 10)
7, but only because I had a good scrub on Tuesday.
Incontinence Rating
(out of 10)
(out of 10)
8 on a good day (or should that be bad).
Spit or Swallow
Only allowed to swallow if I use a straw.
Favourite Quote
You can put as many bows on it as you want, it's still a fucking llama.
If I Was President
I’d paint the White House a lovely shade of cream.
Hobbies
Not falling over.
