Rugby Is For Tossers

Rugger Tosser Everyone knows rugby is for tossers, it's just that the cunts are so big nobody is willing to say it out loud. Except us ladies, we know toss when we see it. Let's face it, the yanks do the big fat man game better with their American Football malarkey. Of course such contentious statements could do with being backed up with hard, solid facts. Well facts ahoy Billy boy!

Rugby players have funny shaped balls.
Will Carling is a twat.
They're all hella ugly apart from the short pretty ones who do the kicking. What's all that about?
Julia Carling is beaver.
They run forward, kick forward, the goal is forward the whole aim of the game is to get forward, yet they are so thick they all chuck the ball backwards. Well that's just bloody stupid.
The British Lions are an affront to the Irish Republic.
The Irish team is an affront to Britain.
The English team is an affront.
So many hookers and so little sex.
Rugby League, what the fuck is that all about?
The scoring system - it just doesn’t make any fucking sense.
Rugby sevens are for people too pussy to play real rugby.
Those stupid new tight tops they wear - they are soooooooooooooo gay.
Gavin Henson. Everybody knows he's only in the Welsh team because he's dicking Charlotte Church.
Some players have to put tape on their heads to stop their tiny brains from falling out of their deformed ears.
Scrums, Jesus, where do you start? They seem to just be an excuse to get a good touch of ass or grab of balls, and apart from snooker, how many other sports involve sticking ones digit up another dude's rectum?

We could continue this list but you get the point.
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