Rhonda Paisley - Her Story

When Rhonda Paisley hit the headlines recently for suing the DUP for not sorting her out with a job, after laughing, most people asked themselves just who was she and is she as big a gype as Junior? Well if nothing else Random Shite is informative, so we put together this handy dossier on Rhonda.

Born with an extended neck, doctors say there is nothing they can do, her father calls them papists.
Has to live with Ian Jr. while growing up, she shouts at him a lot, her father calls her a papist.
Gets a cushy job as a DUP councillor through family connections.
Stops being a councillor as it's far too much work.
Decides to go for a real job, doesn't get it, her father calls them papists.
Brings a discrimination case against them, they say she was discriminated against, but she wasn't right for the job anyway. Her father calls the tribunal papists, but also thanks them for pointing out the faults of the papists.
Goes off to be an artist for a while.
The art thing doesn't really work out for her, possibly due to lack of talent, possibly because it's controlled by papists and daddy doesn't have any connections.
Applies for job with the DUP, hopes to use daddy's influence.
Doesn't get the job, it goes to a more qualified person, but not a papist.
Takes a case against daddy and his extended family for not sorting her out.

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