Reports Of Snow Fall

It seems that we may have some snow fall later in the week, and before Kate Moss and George Michael get excited, it's the weather we're talking about.  You can't have missed how bloody cold it's been over the past week - Mavis' nipples are rock solid - but now the Weather Fortune Tellers off the telly are saying that the white stuff is on its way.

We don't know if we can trust them, frankly it hasn't been too reliable since Michael Fish left, but we can only work with what we've got, and all we've got is that fucking stupid BBC map which keeps moving around and makes Sadie sea-sick (bring back the sunshine stickers!!) We thought we'd remind you all of the best way to clear your driveways of the piss soaked snow, get yourself a Cherie-plough:


Guaranteed to clear any pathway in little time and with little effort.  We've heard that Tony often fills her mouth with the white stuff just to shut her up.

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