Random Shite Product Endorsements
Kinder Maxi
With two kinds of chocolate and five little chunks of joy, those crazy Germans have concocted a
brown and white delight that you can’t eat just one of – yes only after eating 12 can you stop –
they’re so damn good they’re like smack! Just be careful not to demand them in public,
shouting “I want Kinder” might get misinterpreted.
So with much joy and surrounded by lot of little wrappers we officially slap
the Random Shite Seal of Approval on this product.
Tunnock's Tea Cakes
We are proud to make Tunnock’s Teacakes our first Random Shite product endorsement. Those
clever Tunnock people have somehow combined chocolate, biscuit and white goo into a tasty treat
that can be enjoyed all year around or savoured at Christmas with equal delight. Go on –
shove a Tunnock’s in your bake!
It is with immense joy, pride and chocolate around our mouths that we officially slap
the Random Shite Seal of Approval on this product.
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