Random Shite & Judy's Book Club
So now that the police have finally locked Richard up for shoplifting, we're stepping into
the fray to help our old drinking partner Judy with her book club. Well we say we,
but we'd rather not get Vera involved, not because she can't read, although she can't,
but because she can digest cellulose and she would eat them.
Jordan – Being Jordan
An interesting read detailing two very large developments in her life. Good for bucking stories.
Tim Collins - Rules of Engagement: A Life in Conflict
Well it turns out Tim was right about every military situation ever. Also includes a touching
story about a lorry full of animal guts in Tyrone.
Chantelle Houghton - Living the Dream: My Story
A good book for those who need extra large text and require lots of room in the margins for
doodling. Includes photos, but none of them are revealing.
JK Rowling-in-money - Harry Potter and the Discovery of Masturbation
One of the less popular ones in the series for some reason, but our favourite. A touching story.
The Dictionary
Quite an intelligent read, with good explanations throughout the story, but a very flimsy storyline
and the central character, the Aardvark, is quickly forgotten and it is never explained what happens to it.
The Van Gogh Code
Like the Da Vinci code, except more stoned, with a Reservoir Dogs ear cutting scene.
The New Testament – Various Authors
A poor sequel to the previous instalment. No floods, little direct conversation with bushes and
once again no mention of dinosaurs. The main character is killed off far too quickly leaving the
rest of them to arse about aimlessly.
Ikea Shelf Construction Manual
This book has one of the worst plots ever. It just doesn’t make sense.
Cook With Jamie - Jamie Oliver
Mavis bought this thinking it was Cock With Jamie, and in that respect she can't recommend it.
The new John Grisham one
A stark change of style and story for Grisham. This time he's wrote one about a young, idealistic
lawyer who gets caught up in corrupt big business and exposes the wrong doing.
Guinness Book of Records
Bob thought that Vera would be in this for having the smelliest fart ever. She isn’t in it.
How to Buy a House - Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp
Vera bought borrowed stole this book hoping there would be a good section on not paying rent and
squatting. Turns out there wasn’t.
If you like to get sloshed on vodka and read books, email
book-club@randomshite.co.uk
