Random Polls
Election '007
We asked you who you would vote for in the election. The important thing here, much
like the real election, isn't the results: 79 people voted in our shitty little poll - the
average vote for Bob The Law outside North Down wasn't even 7 times bigger than
that. We are revoking your moniker Bob - from now on you are Bob The
Loser McCartney.
Mushrooms
Graham was very concerned about the geopolitical situation on the Korean peninsula, in
fact he got so mad he wanted to give Kim Jong-Il five yellow cards. Anyway, you decided the
best mushroom involved badgers.
Declare War On France
This time Graham wanted to know when we should declare war on France. The
important result to take away from this poll is that 100% of you wanted to declare
war on France. What the hell is wrong with you people!!??
Who's Hair
Graham Poll wanted to know who's hair he should give three yellow cards to -
BBC Talk Back's David Dunseith, or the finest real estate mogul in the tri-state
area, Donald Trump. Well a majority of the 112 of you who voted
wanted to vote off Donald Trump's hair. Unfortunately due to legal reasons
we have no control over Donald Trump's hair. If you had voted for Dunseith,
it would have been a different matter. Aw, well.
England Manager
We asked you who should be made England manager and at one stage well over 90% of you thought
Saddam Hussein, then we pointed this out,
and then you thought you'd all be smart and vote for
Steve McClaren. Even after that 82% of you thought an ex-dictator mass murderer would be
better at managing England than Steve McClaren. But did the FA listen noooooooo!
Heather Mills
McCartney soon got sick of her mental animal loving madness and they split, but
one question remained - would you? Despite the fact that a wrinkly old Beatle's
been up there and that in the long run it would end up costing you an arm and a
leg (stop groaning), a fair majority of you would.
Polls?
For our first poll we wondered if you lot would answer polls To our surprise you voted
in droves to tell us you wouldn't. Er, thanks for that.
You can vote in our latest poll in the interactive
section.
Or you could eat some cake. Cake's good.
