Quinten Hann Undercover
We all know Quinten Hann is as nutty as a mad badger. When he's not defending himself
in court he's fixing matches for the Sun. We caught up with him recently and in an
exclusive undercover sting operation conducted by Random Shite's very own investigative
reporter, Mavis Davis and he told us he
would do the following things for money.
- For £5 Hann will let you put pipe cleaners in his left ear.
- For £75 he will dance in a yellow tutu and sing classic N-Trance hits.
- For £104.56 Hann will do a handstand and try to urinate into his own mouth.
- £199 and he'll let you store stolen works of art in his arse.
- For more than £250 Quinten will let you dangle small dogs from his pubic region, although he has strict rules as to what constitutes a small dog.
Quniten recently announced a sponsorship deal with Fairy Liquid, because Hann's
that
do dishes can be as soft as your face.
Email us at brown-envelope@randomshite.co.uk
and we will
pass on your requests to Mr. Hann to see if he's up for it.
