Public Service Announcement

We would like to remind the people of Northern Ireland to make sure they have their sun glasses ready as we move into "summertime".  They are probably ones bought in an ice cream shop in Donegal for €2 (Or possibly even punts if you are a few years older).  They will have a broken leg so they don't sit right and you'll spend more time taking them off your face to see things rather than actually wearing them.


Their primary function is not to protect your eyes from the blazing sun because lets face it, Satan himself gets more than us.  They're to protect you from the glare of all the white skin that gets revealed as soon as the clouds show any sign of parting.


Men, women and children across the North strip off to show vast amounts of pale flesh and parade around with no shame under the illusion that they will become a bronzed Adonis.  What does come, as we all know, is the beautiful red tan and many sleepless nights.  Very sexy.

   

Coming next week - Torrential Rain: A Summer Guide
Send us pics of your fat burnt bodies to big-red-beached-whale@randomshite.co.uk