Presidential Election Speculation Runs Wild

Many of our readers have been emailing, texting, phoning and pigeoning us asking who we are supporting in the US Presidential campaign.  Many of our readers cannot read.

We're not Yanks, but Cousin Vera is often called a wan... let’s not go there right now.  We pay close attention to the President because we've had a pool going since our teenage days to see who can horse the most Presidents.  Bob is currently in the lead with 7, but frankly, anyone who would do Woodrow Wilson deserves to win.

So are we Hillaryites or Obamafanas?  Or are we going to stick with the sex gods that are the GOP?  Well, there's so little between all these boring bastards that we've decided to throw a new candidate into the ring, and we're confident that he'll be the best President since the last time there was a good one.

So, ladies and gentlebens, boys and girls, we are proud to reveal the next POTUS...

WHAT’CHA GONNA DO BROTHA, WHEN THE PRESIDENT RUNS WILD ON YOOUUUU?!

Remember, vote early, vote often, VOTE HOGAN!
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