Prescott: The Truth

Now that John Prescott has been stripped of the fancy trims of his Jags and been spanked repeatedly on the arse by Blunkett, Tony had to come up with something for him to do. 

He wanted to give him Home Secretary, but Gordon shook his head and told him that Pressa has to provide the entertainment, including juggling, balloon animals and camp impressions of Peter Mandelson.  So put your hands together and hide your mother, here's the new cabinet entertainer.

Margaret Beckett tabled a motion asking not to be left alone with Prescott, but everyone laughed at her saying she has nothing to worry about.  Alistair Darling on the other hand...