Pope Idol
Being Catholic in the naughties is a difficult job, but imagine being the supreme bigwig,
the head honcho, El pontiff? That shit's gotta be hard going. Well at Random Shite
we have decided to make the choice of a new Pope a little bit easier for that mad-cap bunch of
jokers in the College of Cardinals by drawing up a shortlist of potential candidates.
Bernard Manning
Not the mother-in-laws choice, but much loved by the right wing of the church.
Dali Lama
Would be a good choice to improve the church's view by those outside it. Not so keen on the hats though. May also be precluded from the job because he's the earthly incarnation of a competing deity.
Bill Clinton
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." What more could you want from a pope??
Robert Kilroy Silk
He would bloody well nominate himself anyway if we didn't.
Dafydd
Only gay in the village - in the Vatican. Aye right!
Ann Widdecombe
It could be time to bring a bit of sexiness to the job.
Will Smith
The most talented man in the world (or was that Jazzy Jeff?)
Ian Paisley
Never say never!
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