Police Sieze Goods

Police in Antrim have confirmed the seizure of a large quantity of counterfeit counterfeit goods.  The news comes after dawn raids at a number of premises in the area.  Police are urging shoppers to be on the look out for stalls across the province stocking genuine items in the run up to Christmas.

A spokesman said, "I'm urging shoppers to be on the look out for stalls across the province stocking genuine items.  In the run up to Christmas when you're out looking for cheap shite, be careful not to buy the real thing.  The money generated from such items goes straight into the pockets of the likes of Calvin Klein and those bastards at Burberry.  Then they'll only spent it on even more expensive genuine items like a Rolex or something and the circle of despair will continue."

A spokesman also warned the public to be careful when buying pirate DVDs, "You don't want to pick up some dodgy pirate film like Hook, make sure you go for that one with Johnny Depp, he was a funny bastard in that one, and it had that hot chick who was in that football film where David Beckham was a bender, don't buy that it's shite.  Do you wanna buy a knock off watch, I've got loads?"

He also warned the public not to buy pirate DVD copies of Flight Plan.  Not because it is illegal, but because it is awful fucking shite.

Of course you shouldn't buy pirate DVDs.  What's your opinion?
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