Random Shite Phone

Sick of your old phone?  Is your old phone worn out?  Do you pointlessly upgrade every year just because you want the new stupid features that you'll never need?  Well you've come to the right place!  Presenting the all new patented (patent not valid in Guernsey) Random Shite mobile phone.

If you want to buy one send your credit card details and all your PIN numbers to
gimme-some-money@randomshite.co.uk and we'll do the rest