Peter Snow's Swingometer
Hello, I'm Peter Snow. I invented the Snowman. I have a swingometer, people think
it’s for elections, but it’s not. There is a 95% chance that it is used 75% of the time
to decide whether or not famous people are swingers. Here’s the results, but remember,
these are the results of "exit polls" and you may find slightly different answers when you ask
the couples in question to swing with you.
Posh/Becks
He's quite likely too, she is if she thinks it will get her a new album released.
Richard/Judy
Both very likely to, especially when pissed, which is quite often.
Ashley Cole/Tweedy
It’s not so much swinging, more like a threesome with some random bloke, with Tweedy mostly watching.
Sharon/Ozzy
Some people say that what people don’t know, can’t hurt them. Ozzy doesn’t have a fucking clue
what’s going on, ever, so Sharon can do what she wants, when she wants, where she wants, who she wants.
Bill Gates/Mrs. Gates
Using an Apple is as close as these two get.
Bill/Hillary
He's up for it as long as she doesn’t find out.
If you'd like to know more email
swing-low-sweet-charlotte-church@randomshite.co.uk
