Past Facts

There's only two Scott Gemmills.
Coffee is sweet, tea is savoury.
Terry Wogan doesn't recognise the Dewey Decimal System.
Sarah Beeny needs planning permission to change her bra.
The first £1.33 paid for Buckfast is excise duty.
Some girls don't deserve a kiss.
Guide dogs are very licky.
As a mixer, Pepsi results in a worse hangover than Coca Cola.
A switcheroo is an Australian transexual.
Drugs make you important.
Mark Sidebottom's bottom is not on his side.
When told that the bar is closed, Hugh Jordan says, "I'm Hugh Jordan."
Being homeless saves on electricity bills.
McDonald's chip sauce is vastly over-rated.
Reg Empey is taller than you think, yet he remains of small stature.
Mark Oaten's former constituency chairman is called Dominic Hiscock.
George Galloway owns a Random Shite lighter.
The difference between biscuits and cake is that biscuits get soft when they go stale and cake gets hard.
Ian Paisley Jnr. pats girls on the bum.
Giles Paxman is the British Ambassador to Mexico. Jeremy isn't.
One Pringle provides enough calories to play darts for 5 minutes.
Tomato ketchup is 20% more dense than water.
Steve Lamacq drinks Smirnoff Ice.
It's not meant to rain this much in June.
Batman has aged a lot better than Robin.
524 votes won't get you elected.
Stephen Watson hates Jerome Quinn.
It's bacon if you can fold it. It's a chop if you can't.
Smokers don't win at poker.
Only knives are cutlery. Forks and spoons are tableware.
Pie is tasty.